“‘Jeez, what’s that smell?!’, says the guy who smells like rancid meat”


Bathrooms are made for you to take care of your business, but most fucktards don’t understand that apparently.  No one wants to hear what the hell you’re watching on your phone or hear you making a call. Piss and shit in peace, then get the fuck out.  Besides, why is the bathroom your safe haven from having to do work anyways? I guess it’s also ok to play scratch offs and smoke your cigarette in the bathroom as well.  You piece of fucking utter garbage, you’re not special and you’re liable to start a freaking fire, not that at this point I wouldn’t stop from doing.
I also hate it when people talk in the bathroom.  Short sentences or the occasional hi aren’t bad, it’s when people have full blown conversations while others are trying to go to the bathroom in piece.  Once again, I’m here to do my business, not discuss my personal life while I’m taking a piss. And speaking of talking and conversations, don’t you ever fucking dare comment on people trying to go to the bathroom.  You might think you’re being funny, but you’re embarrassing the hell out of the person. You don’t any idea of what is going with them physically, and a lot of it they can’t possibly control. And it’s not like you’ve never had issues when going to the bathroom.  So take your gross fucking comments regarding a smell or noise, and shove it up your putrid puckered ass you fucking douchebag.
Besides the talking and personal electronic use, there’s also the grossness of folk’s activities in the bathroom.  Why the fuck did you throw away your soup can in the bathroom?! Were you eating in the bathroom?!! Was it really necessary to put in your gum out in the urinal?  Why is there a god damn paper towel in the urinal?! Clean the fuck up after yourselves! So many times you go into a bathroom stall and people have piss and shit all over the seat.  You made this fucking mess, clean it up. Is your bathroom at home caked with shit and piss all over the place? If that’s the case, just set fire to the place, and yourself, because damn, you’re a fucking biohazard.

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