Is This Your First Day?

Bathrooms are made for you to take care of your business, but most fucktards don’t understand that apparently.  No one wants to hear what the hell you’re watching on your phone or hear you making a call. Piss and shit in peace, then get the fuck out.  Besides, why is the bathroom your safe haven from having to do work anyways? I guess it’s also ok to play scratch offs and smoke your cigarette in the bathroom as well.  You piece of fucking utter garbage, you’re not special and you’re liable to start a freaking fire, not that at this point I wouldn’t stop from doing. I also hate it when people talk in the bathroom.  Short sentences or the occasional hi aren’t bad, it’s when people have full blown conversations while others are trying to go to the bathroom in piece.  Once again, I’m here to do my business, not discuss my personal life while I’m taking a piss. And speaking of talking and conversations, don’t you ever fucking dare comment on people trying to...

The local news, christ help us all.  Every time the local news comes on, expect some kind of fuck up.  Wrong camera angles, no audio, no video, someone pronouncing something wrong.  One station had the weather in the corner for three months with thunderstorms everyday and a high of around 50.  Mind you, this was in January in the Midwest. HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT SHIT?!! You’d think that with this being around so long that maybe there would be a sort of trial run or this shit would be tested before going on the air.  But nope, we get shit. And besides the technical fuck ups, half of the crap that shows up isn’t even really news.  “See how there might be a connection locally with the gunman.” Yes, please scrape the bottom of the barrel to try and show how we matter to the rest of the nation.  “Oh, he drove through here 5 years ago, that’s gotta be something.” Fuck you, stop wasting our time. If you can’t find anything to fill half an hour, ...