“Yes, ask the man from Kenya when he thought ‘he had it in the bag’”
The local news, christ help us all. Every time the local news comes on, expect some kind of fuck up. Wrong camera angles, no audio, no video, someone pronouncing something wrong. One station had the weather in the corner for three months with thunderstorms everyday and a high of around 50. Mind you, this was in January in the Midwest. HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT SHIT?!! You’d think that with this being around so long that maybe there would be a sort of trial run or this shit would be tested before going on the air. But nope, we get shit. And besides the technical fuck ups, half of the crap that shows up isn’t even really news. “See how there might be a connection locally with the gunman.” Yes, please scrape the bottom of the barrel to try and show how we matter to the rest of the nation. “Oh, he drove through here 5 years ago, that’s gotta be something.” Fuck you, stop wasting our time. If you can’t find anything to fill half an hour, ...