“Floor it?” “No, don’t floor it!” “OK, floor it.”
Hello everyone! Welcome to first installment of “Is This Your First Day?!”, where I talk and rant about stuff that bothers and irritates the fuck out of me, and I’m guessing it does the same for you. This week we’ll explore the greatness of driving on the same pavement and breathing the same air as the dumbasses behind the wheels of their murder machines. Driving is not all that difficult, as long as you’re paying attention to others and make sure to stay in your lane. Yet, people make this a lot harder than it has to be. When you make a turn, how fucking difficult is it to use a turn signal? The damn thing is right next to your steering wheel. A quick finger flip up or down and BAM, people know what you’re going to do. But oh no, instead you just decide to turn whenever you feel like it. Always a pleasure when you’re waiting to turn yourself, see a car coming with no turn signal, but then they decide to turn before they get to you....